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Gain Muscle and Get Jacked

So you're ready to build some muscle? Tight.

Adding more muscle to your frame can have some pretty cool effects.

Clothes that never used to look right on you... now fit like a glove.

Heavy grocery bags now feel like dainty, feather pillows.

And people who never gave you a second glance before... want to size you up (and check you out)

But here's something else we know...

Gaining more muscle can be tough if you don't know what you're doing.

Heck, EVERYONE would be jacked and tan if it were easy.

That's why we want to make sure you get started THE RIGHT WAY.

On this page you'll find the best resources and blog posts for gaining muscle so you can start building your chest and biceps.

And finally fill out those baggy t-shirts.

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Getting in shape isn’t easy. But This program gives you a real-life approach to building an elite, Hollywood body without obsessing over fitness 24/7.

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An Aesthetic Shoulder Workout for Mass (Bigger Delts)

February 1, 2021 By Jess Billitz

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No matter what you call ‘em — shoulder caps, boulders, cannonballs, even coconuts (if you’re feeling a little risqué) — the shoulders are the black sheep of the upper body.

They earn a nice residual pump as you crank out incline bench presses and cable rows. But by the time you load the bar for military presses, those delicate deltoids are already destroyed.

Fight through the fatigue in the name of volume — risk overtraining or injury.

Sideline the delts altogether — never achieve bulky shoulders and that glorious V-taper.

Welcome, the newest addition to your current mass-building split … Josh England’s Cannonball Delts: The Ultimate 12 Week Shoulder Building Program.

Check out this aesthetic shoulder workout for mass (and pure deltoid destruction)!

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Filed Under: Gain Muscle, Workouts Tagged With: josh england, shoulders

The Truth About Building 15, 16, and 17 Inch Biceps

January 20, 2021 By Jess Billitz

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No matter how hard you hit the bench, snatch, or squat, all roads seem to lead back to your bedroom mirror with a python-flexing session — as is tradition.

The gains are there.

But you won’t be 100% satisfied until those T’s fit tighter, your upper arms noticeably bulge, and that gal at the bar needs two hands to wrap around them entirely.

Just how long is that journey between 13” biceps and 15”, 16”, or even 17” guns? And what kind of path are you about to begin?

The secret to 15-17” biceps lies below …

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Filed Under: Gain Muscle Tagged With: biceps

Here’s Why You’re Getting Stronger But Not Bigger

January 18, 2021 By Jess Billitz

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The noob gains — and the confidence that comes with them — can only last for so long. Six months and 20+ pounds of mass later, the reflection in the mirror will begin to seem permanent.

Strangely enough, you’re doing everything right.

A gram of protein per pound.

A professionally-designed, hardcore split routine.

An extra plate on the bar every time you max out.

The strength increases remain steady, yet the physical plateau hits your ego like a ton of bricks.

Telling your buddies that you bench 200+ pounds sounds like pure folklore when your shirts look no tighter, and the number on the scale hardly increases.

You just don’t get it: Why are you getting stronger but not bigger? Here are seven reasons!

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Filed Under: Gain Muscle Tagged With: strength

What is Considered a Big Guy? (And How Do I Get That Way)

January 18, 2021 By Jess Billitz

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Whether it’s the bouncer at a club, your next MMA opponent, or even a guy looking to work in a set on the bench, you’ve probably done the ‘ol double-take.

“That guy is huge.”

You sure as hell wouldn’t mess with him. And you know for certain that he earns immediate respect the second he walks into a room — from guys (seething with envy) and girls.

How do you break out of the stereotypical “strong guy” mold and enter peak “big guy” territory?

Let’s review what’s considered a big guy and how to get that way!

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A Full Aesthetic Abs Workout (6-Pack Exercises Revealed)

January 2, 2021 By Jess Billitz

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Hundreds of crunches spanning dozens of sets.

Minutes-long planks that leave your core aching worse than a post-Thanksgiving binge.

And even a few sets of Russian twists for good measure — who could forget about those oh-so-important obliques, right?

Well, if you’re here, it means these methods likely didn’t trigger the ab gains you were eyeing.

So, let’s cut to the chase.

Military vet and personal trainer Brad Borlan recently released an aesthetic abs workout designed to develop a rare eight-pack and shred fat … all in a three-times-weekly routine.

Is it worth trying? And does it even work?

We’ll let you decide … Here’s a play-by-play of Brad Borland’s 8 Pack Abs Workout.

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